And Be a Villain by Rex Stout

Author:Rex Stout [Stout, Rex]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi, pdf
Published: 2012-11-13T13:35:49+00:00

Chapter 14

I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING in the world, anyway up to four bits, to know whether Wolfe saw or read that editorial before I showed it to him late Sunday afternoon. I think he did. He always glances over the editorials in three papers, of which the Gazette is one, and if his eye caught it at all he must have read it. It was entitled THE FALSE ALARM, and it carried out the idea I had given Lon to a T.

I knew of course that Wolfe wouldn’t do any spluttering, and I should have realized that he probably wouldn’t make any sign or offer any comment. But I didn’t, and therefore by late afternoon I was in a hole. If he hadn’t read it I had to see that he did, and that was risky. It had to be done right or he would smell an elephant. So I thought it over: what would be the natural thing? How would I naturally do it if I suddenly ran across it?

What I did do was turn in my chair to grin at him and ask casually:

“Did you see this editorial in the Gazette called THE FALSE ALARM?”

He grunted. “What’s it about?”

“You’d better read it.” I got up, crossed over, and put it on his desk. “A funny thing, it gave me the feeling I had written it myself. It’s the only editorial I’ve seen in weeks that I completely agree with.”

He picked it up. I sat down facing him, but he held the paper so that it cut off my view. He isn’t a fast reader, and he held the pose long enough to read it through twice, but that’s exactly what he would have done if he already knew it by heart and wanted me to think otherwise.

“Bah!” The paper was lowered. “Some little scrivener who doubtless has ulcers and is on a diet.”

“Yeah, I guess so. The rat. The contemptible louse. If only he knew how you’ve been sweating and stewing, going without sleep—”

“Archie. Shut up.”

“Yes, sir.”

I hoped to God I was being natural.

That was all for then, but I was not licked. I had never supposed that he would tear his hair or pace up and down. A little later an old friend of his, Marko Vukcic, dropped in for a Sunday evening snack—five kinds of cheese, guava jelly, freshly roasted chestnuts, and almond tarts. I was anxious to see if he would show the editorial to Marko, which would have been a bad sign. He didn’t. After Marko had left, to return to Rusterman’s Restaurant, which was the best in New York because he managed it, Wolfe settled down with his book again, but hadn’t turned more than ten pages before he dogeared and closed it and tossed it to a far corner of his desk. He then got up, crossed the room to the big globe, and stood and studied geography. That didn’t seem to satisfy him any better than the book, so he went and turned on the radio.

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